A UK man has become a viral hit after his call to pizza chain Asda to complain that he received “just dough” in a box, proved that he had opened the box upside down. The four minute-long call has already been listened to more than 20,000 times. Incredibly, after the savant’s epiphany he says to the worker “Oh, wait, sorry, mate, I’ve opened it upside down. It’s a nightmare though — all the topping has fallen off now. Can I still take it back?”

What a douche!!!!!!!!!!! He is douchier than that fat bitch who locked herself in a car.

Via The Sun