Official Apple iPhone 5 Promo Video

A new parody  purporting to be a leaked official iPhone 5 promo reveals that the much anticipated next-generation Apple smartphone is just for taking pictures.

More specifically, video maker shows that the — a 4G LTE device heavily rumored to be announced in — is optimized for taking photos of succulent dishes.

A phony VP is shown in the video discussing how the company discovered that “people only use iPhones to take photos of their food” in an attempt to show others how much they’re enjoying life. From there, the pitch perfect video skewers “sad and alone” users who have cut themselves off from real “human connection,” beyond Pinning, Liking and ReTweeting.

According to the VP, Apple has rethought everything from screen resolution to the screws holding the device together. He says even Siri has been reworked to suggest captions for your food photos.

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