While some reports claim the “C” in 5C stands for “China” (where the phone is manufactured) or “color” (since reports state the phone will be available in a variety of rainbow shades). However, this Apple parody alleges that the “C” is for “cheapass” (pronounced with a long “a”).
Paul Merrill as Gary Miller
Meagan Karimi-Naser as Mary Alabaster
Dartanion London as Not Dartanion London