Barack Obama may have received a boost to his presidential campaign after winning the support of New York mayor Michael Bloomberg, but Mitt Romney has secured the most sought after endorsement: Mr Burns.
“I have to say that despite those unimaginably good job numbers we’re feeling pretty confident,” he says. “There is only one thing that might deny us the presidency.”
“It’s a shaggy dog story about an actual shaggy dog. Apparently while on vacation old Mitt strapped his mutt to the roof of his car for a brief 650mile jaunt.”
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